News Flash!!!!!

Breaking News has just hit the AP wire.......
The Saddam US coalition forces caught is not the real Saddam. The picture below is of one of Saddam's clones. As many of you may, or may not know, Saddam cloned himself in order to confuse the filthy Zionists, and Americans trying to overthrow him. With help from the French and Russians he was able to duplicate himself to keep his true self save. Got it?

Failure, after failure, concerning the where abouts of the real Saddam has gotten US forces. As a result US forces have called in the big guns to find Saddam.
The Papperazzi
Within minutes the Papperazzi have honed in on the real Saddams location and have published the following two pictures. The first photo being his current location. The next being the most recent photo capturing a full facial shot.
1. pic
2. pic
Now all we have to do is bring him in for some good old fashion justice. American Style.